What it means: he only texts me after midnight

“The court recognizes 'you up?' as the national anthem of low-investment desire. Please rise, then block the orchestra.”

“Defendant's communication window opens after midnight and closes when the sun starts asking questions. 'Just thinking about you' sounds romantic until the court checks the timestamp and sees 12:38 AM wearing a trench coat. This is not courtship; this is convenience with dim lighting. Plaintiff's 'business hours' response was, legally speaking, a masterpiece. Ruling: if he cannot express interest before the moon clocks in, he is not pursuing you — he is browsing.”