What it means: he ghosted me for six weeks then texted hey

“Six weeks of radio silence. One letter. The audacity is staggering. This court has seen many crimes against communication, but the casual monosyllabic re-entry deserves its own exhibit.”

“Exhibit A: 'hey.' Sent at 9:52pm on a Sunday — which the court notes is the loneliest hour of the loneliest night. Defendant went 43 days without a single word, no explanation, no acknowledgment, and then reappeared with a single vowel and consonant that communicates nothing except 'I am bored and you are still listed as an option.' This is breadcrumbing in its purest form. Plaintiff is hereby advised: you are not a phone number to be called when better options dry up. The court rules: send nothing. Let the 'hey' echo into the void it came from.”