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Screenshot Court of Emotional Appeals
What it means: he said I'm bad at texting meaning
OFFICIAL RULING
Case #A6B7C8D9 • Screenshot Court
PRELIMINARY RULING
“'I'm bad at texting' has entered the courtroom, wearing sunglasses and carrying no evidence.”
FULL VERDICT
“The 'bad at texting' defense is admissible only when paired with good behavior elsewhere. Bad texters make plans. Bad texters call. Bad texters say 'Thursday?' and then show up. What defendant has offered here is not a communication style; it is a fog machine with a phone number. 'Yeah for sure soon' is not a plan, it is a decorative promise. The court rules: if he is bad at texting but good at pursuing, proceed. If he is bad at texting and bad at scheduling, that is not a flaw — that is the whole case.”
🚩 Excuse without replacement behavior🚩 Vague plan language🚩 Low-effort pursuit🟢 He apologized🟢 He did not disappear completely
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